Pataphysical Calendar

This calendar is made up of 13 4-week, 29-day months (the 29th day of every month being the hunyadi, of which all -- but two, the hunyadi gras of Gidouille and the leap year hunyadi of Pedale -- are imaginary, and all of which are not included in the weeks). 1 A. P. = A. D. 1837.

25. St. J.-P. Brisset, philologue, prince of penseurs

19. St. Courtial des Péreires, aérostier and inventor

18. Sts. Pirates and Filibusters, thaumathurges

14. Nativity of Jules Verne, globetrotter en chambre

24. Conversion of St. Matorel, bateleur St. Marmelade the Inspired

11. Testament of St. P. Ucello, evil illuminated

5. SS. Aster andVulpian, transgressors of the Néant

13. Nativity of Maldoror, corsaire aux Cheveux d'Or

19. St. Barbeau, procuror and St. Morue the Just

16.Deploration of S. Achras, éleveur de Polèdres

23. Sts.. Quatrezoneilles, Herdanpo, Mousched-Gogh, palotins

28. Nativity of St. Satie, Grand Parcier of l'Église d'Art

18. St. Anal, cordelier and Se Foire, anagogue

11. Talou VII the Consedrated, emperor of Ponukélé

12.Se Confiture the Devout and Se Cliche, donatrice

2.Commemoration of Father Ebé3. Se Crapule, purist and S. Fantomas, archangel

4. Ascension of Mouchard, statistician, psychiatrist and policeman

16.Transfiguration of S. Vincent van Gogh, mutalator

21.SS. Catoblepas, lord and Anoblepas, amiral.

13. St. Bitre, ouvreuse et S. Etalon, roofer

26.Disappearance of the Ancient Breughel, incendiary


	André Joyce Fan Club Calendar Pataphysics The Pataphysical Calendar This calendar is made up of 13 4-week, 29-day months (the 29th day of every month being the hunyadi, of which all -- but two, the hunyadi gras of Gidouille and the leap year hunyadi of Pedale -- are imaginary, and all of which are not included in the weeks). 1 A. P. = A. D. 1837. Absolu September 8 to October 5 1. Nativity of Alfred Jarry 2. Abolition of St. Ptyx, silentiare 3. St. Phénix, solipsist and S. Hyx, factotum 4. St. Lucien of Samoaste, voyager 5. St. Bardamu, voyager 6. St. Vérola, social assistant 7. St. Alambic, abstracteur 8. Absinthe, predicesor of S. Alfred 9. Descent of the S. Spirit de Vin 10. Dilution 11. St. Purée, sportswoman 12. Vide 13. St. Cantarel, illuminator 14. St. Sophrotatos the Armenian, pataphysicist 15. Ethernity 16. St. Ibicrate the Geometer, pataphysicist 17. Céphalorgie 18. Flutes of Pan 19. Sts. Grues, ophiophiles 20. St. Mélusine, souillarde de cuisine 21. St. Venceslas, duke 22. Emmanuel Dieu 23. St. Varia-Miriam, amphibian 24. Sts. Rakirs and Rastrons, porkchop holders 25. Nativity of St. Magnificence Opach 26. St. Joseb, nataire à la mode de Bretagne 27. Sts. Gigolette and Gaufrette, dogaresses 28. Xylostomie 29. Le Jet Musical Haha October 6 to November 2 1. The Acts of Dr. Faustroll 2. Dissolution of Edgar Allan Poe, dinomythurge 3. St. Gibus, franc-macon 4. St. Berthe de Courrière, égérie 5. St. Belgique, wet nurse 6. St. Tourte, lyricist and St. Bévue, sociologist 7. St. Prout, abbé 8. Feast of Haha 9. Tautology 10. St. Panmuphle, huissier 11. Exodus of St. Lucas Cranach, apocalyptician 12. St. Cosinus, savant 13. Sts. Fenouillard, saintly family 14. Exhibition of the Daromphe 15. Nativity of the Œstre, pyrotech 16. St. Vadrouille, emblem 17. St. Homais d'Aquin, prudhomme 18. Nativity of St. Pipe, Baron Mollet 19. St. Raphael, appetizer and philistine 20. Strangulation of Bosse-de-Nage 21. Zimzoum of Bosse-de-Nage 22. Resurrection of Bosse-de-Nage 23. Chapeau of Bosse-de-Nage 24. St. Claude Terasse, musician of Phynances 25. St. J.-P. Brisset, philologue, prince of penseurs 26. Commemoration of Cure-dent 27. Occultation of Alfred Jarry 28. Flight of Ablou 29. Marée Terrestre (Earthly tide) As November 3 to November 30 1. Nativity of Pantagruel 2. St, Rose Sélavy, heroine 3. Coronation of Lord Patchogue, mirrormonger 4. St. Cravan, boxer5. S. Van Meegeren, forger 6. St. Omnibus, satyr 7. St. Cyrano de Bergerac, explorer 8. St. Rimbe, uninvested 9. Equarrissage for all 10. St. Abstrait, executioner 11. St. Ossian, bard 12. Dispute of the plus and minus signs 13. Moustaches of Dr. Faustroll 14. St. Pierre Bonnard, peinter of Phynances 15. Navigation of Dr. Faustroll 16. St. Cap, captain 17. St. Pangloss, humorist passif 18. St. Chambernac, pauvriseur 19. St. Courtial des Péreires, aérostier and inventor 20. St. Olibrius, augur 21. St. Possible, schizophrnic 22. St. Lautréamont 23. St. Quincey, art critic 24. St. Berbiguier, martyr 25. St. Lewis Caroll, professor 26. St. Mensonger the Misleading Bishop 27. St. Visité, girl preseeding 28. Nativity of St. Jonathan Swift, canon 29. Through the Looking-glass Sable December 1 to 28 1. Marriage of Balkis and Salomon 2. St. Doublemain, ideologue 3. St. Phlegmon, doctrinaire 4. St. Barbe, femme-canon 5. St. Savate, avocate 6. Sts. Navet and Perruque, humanists 7. St. Birbe, judge 8. Conception of Père Ubu (Alfed Jarry) 9. St. Sagouin, homme d'Etat 10. Exaltation of KingUbu d'Hiver 11.Nativity of St. Grabbe, scherzist 12. St. Choupe, mother 13. St. Flaive, janitor 14. Don Quixote, knight errant 15. Khurmookum of Dr. Faustroll 16. St. Nui, exempt 17. St. Moyen, francais 18. St. Lurette, joconde 19. Gravidity of Mother Ubu 20. S. Sabre, allopath 21. Se Tape, pompette 22. Caesar-Antechrist 23. Se Viole, virgin and martyr 24. Se Pochetée, gouvernante 25. Nativity of Archæoptéryx 26. M onsieur Sisyphe 27. Se. Tic, spouce 28. Se. Cervelas, penseur 29. Aleph Décervelage December 29 to January 25 1. St. Alaodine, virtuoso 2. SS. Hassassins, praticiens 3. Astu 4. Décervelage 5. SS. Giron, Pile and Cotice, palotins 6. St. Polonais, prolétaires 7. St. Forçats, pollorcètes 8. St. Bordue, Captain 9. Dormition of Jacques Vaché, interpreter 10. Drapaud 11. St. Eustache, liberator 12. St. Landru, gynecologist 13. St. Joseph Ignace Guillotin, physician 14. four Sts. Sans-Cou, neckless enchanters 15. Conscience of Ubu 16. St. Mauvais, subjet 17. St. Mandrin, poet and philosopher 18. Sts. Pirates and Filibusters, thaumathurges 19. S. et Se Cartouche, veterinarians 20. S. Outlaw, aristocrat 21. Chair of Dr. Faustroll 22. Ostension of Baton to Physics 23. S. Tank, animal 24.S. Weidman, patriarch 25.S. Petiot, expert 26. Feast of Escrime (Repopulation) 27. SS. Chemins de fer, (Iron ways) assassins 28. Repopulation 29. Bed of Procrustus Gueules January 26 to February 22 1. Dépucelage of Mother Ubu 2. St. Sigisbée, eunuch 3. St. Anthropoïde, policeman 4. St. Goule ou Gudule, institutrice 5. St. Gale, abbess 6. St. Touche, postulant 7. St. Gueule, abbot 8. Feast of the Chandelle Verte (Green Candle) 9. St. Crêpe, laique 10. St. Préservatif, bedeau 11. St. Baobab the Celibate 12.St. Membre, compiler 13.Copulation 14. Nativity of Jules Verne, globetrotter en chambre 15. Alice in Wonderland 16. St. Münchhausen, baron 17. The Bétrou 18 Nativity of Deibler, prestidigitater 19. St. Sade ès Liens 20. St. Lafleur, valet 21.Lavement 22. St. Sexe the Stylite 23. Occultation of St. J. Torma, euphorist 24. Conversion of St. Matorel, bateleur St. Marmelade the Inspired 25. Absolute, delirious Love 26. Absolute, delirious Love 27. St. Tabagie, cosmogène 28. Sts. Hylactor and Pamphagus 29. Perpetual Motion/Proposal Pédale February 23 to March 23 1. the Surmâle 2. St. André Marcueil, ascetic cyclist 3. St. Ellen, hile 4. St. Michet, Idealist 5. St. Ouducul, trouvère 6. Vers Belges 7. St. Gavroche, canival 8. The Love Machine 9. St. Remezy, bishop in partibus 10. Nativity of St. Tancrède the Young 11. Testament of St. P. Ucello, evil illuminated 12. St. Hari Seldon, psychohistorian 13. St. Valburge 14. Sabbat 15. Sts. Adelphes, esotéristes 16. Sts. Templiers, adepts 17. St. Dricarpe, proselyte 18. St. Nosocome, med student 19. St. Goutte, military feast 20. St. Cuisse, patroness 21. St. Inscrit, Convert 22. St. Sengle, Deserter 23. St. Masquerade, uniform 24. Nativity of S. Stéphane the Wild 25. St. Peligraf Poligrafovitch, dog 26. St. Pâle, minor 27. St. Valens, brother onirique 28. Dedication of the Tripode 29. Bl. Escampette, dynamiter Clinamen March 24 to April 20 1. St. Ablou, page and S. Haldern, duke 2. SS. Hiboux, master singers 3. The Mandragore, solanée android 4. St. Pagne, confident 5. SS. Aster andVulpian, transgressors of the Néant 6. St. Ganymède, professional 7. The hand of Gloire 8. The Painting Machine 9. Se Trique, lunatic 10. Remission of Fishes 11. St. Maquereau, Intercessor 12. St. Georges Dazet, silk-look poulpe 13. Nativity of Maldoror, corsaire aux Cheveux d'Or 14. Exodus of Albrecht Dürer, hermetist 15. Invention of Pataphysics 16. St. Domenico Theotocopolos, the Greek 17. St. Hieronymus Bosch, démonarque 18. The 27 Ètres from the Books Pairs 19. St. Barbeau, procuror and St. Morue the Just 20. Capture of Fourneau 21. Moreau, islander 22. Feast of the Polyhedrons 23.Locus Solus 24.S. Tupetu de Tupetu, lottery organizer 25.Exit S. Goya, alchimist 26. S. Escargot, sybarite 27.S. Hure de Chasteté, penitent 28.S. Turgescent, iconoclast 29.Cymbalum Mundi Palotin April 21 to May 18 1. Sts. Crocodiles, crocodiles 2. Fête des Ecluses 3. Sts. Trolls, pantins 4. St. Susan Calvin, doctor 5. St. Poignée, widow and Se Jutte, recluse 6. St. Oneille, gourgandine 7. St. Fénéon ès Liens 8. St. Bougrelas, prince 9. Sts. Boleslas and Ladislas, the Poles 10. St. Forficule, Barnabite 11. Explosion of the Palotin 12. Reprobation of the Travail 13. St. Léonardo da Vinci, illusionist 14. Equivoque, seasonless 15. Nativity of St. Alfred Tautz, algebrateur 16.Deploration of S. Achras, éleveur de Polèdres 17. St. Macrotatoure, caudataire 18. Boating Feast 19. Occultation of S. Gauguin 20. St. Ti Belot, séide 21. Occultation de S. Mce le Dr. Sandomir 22. Sts. Palotins of the Phynances 23. Sts.. Quatrezoneilles, Herdanpo, Mousched-Gogh, palotins 24 St. Lumelle, écuyère 25. Sts.. Potassons, acolytes 26. Se Prétentaine, virgin 27. St. Foin, coryphée 28. Nativity of St. Satie, Grand Parcier of l'Église d'Art 29. Erratum Merdre May 19 to June 15 1. Delivery of St. Jeanne, papess 2. The Moutardier of the Pope 3. S. Siège, underpape 4. Nativity of St. Henri Rousseau, customs 5. St. Crouducul, troupier 6. St. Cucufat, mécène 7. Nativity of Monsieur Plume, proprietor 8. Cocuage of Père Ubu 9. Vidange 10. St. Barbapoux, lover 11. St. Memnon, vidangeur 12. Sts. Miches, catechumens 13. St. Lunette, solitaire 14. St. Sphincter, profès 15. Sts. Serpents d'Airain 16. Nativity of S. Donatien A. Francois 17.St. S. Woland, professor 18. St. Anal, cordelier and Se Foire, anagogue 19. St. Fétatoire the Great 20. St. Colombine, expurgated 21. St. Pyrotechnie, illumined 22. Ontogénie pataphysique 23. Interpretation of humor l'umour 24. St. Purge, wisewoman 25. Apparition of King Ubu 26. St. Barbaque, naïade 27. Sts. Courts et Longs, policemen 28. St. Raca, cagot 29. The Undoing of the Mufle Gidouille June 16 to July13 1. Ste Bouzine, esprit 2. St. Lucullus, amateur (Bloosday) 3. St. Dondon, amazon 4. St. Tripe, republican 5. St. Ugolin, mansuet 6. St. Dieu, retired 7. St. Bébé Toutout, evangelist 8. Se Boudouille, bayadère 9.Se Outre, psychiatrist 10. S. Boudin, rector 11. Talou VII the Consedrated, emperor of Ponukélé 12.Se Confiture the Devout and Se Cliche, donatrice 13.SS. Instintestins, intimate councellors 14.S. Colon, gunner 15.Se Giborgne,the Venerable 16.S. Inventaire, poet 17.Se Femelle, technician 18.Visitation of Mother Ubu 19. S. Sein, tautologue 20.S. Périnée, zélateur 21. S. Spéculum, confessor 22. Feast of the Gidouille 23. S. Ombilic, gymnosophist 24. S. Gris-gris, ventre 25.S. Bouffre, pontiff 26.Se Goulache, odalisque 27.Se Gandouse, hygienist 28. Poche of Father Ubu 29. Name of Ubu Tatane July 14 to August 10 1.Feast of Father Ubu d'été 2.Commemoration of Father Ebé3. Se Crapule, purist and S. Fantomas, archangel 4. Ascension of Mouchard, statistician, psychiatrist and policeman 5.S. Arsouille, patricien 6.SS. Robot and Cornard, citizens 7.S. Biribi, taulier 8.Susception of the Croc à Merdre 9.SS. Ecrase-Merdre, sectateurs 10.SS. Pieds Nickelés, trinité 11.SSes Canicule and Canule, jouvencelles 12.SS. Cannibales, philanthropes 13. S. Dada, ["Hobbyhorse"] prophet 14. Se Anne, Pèlerine, énergumène 15. Procession to the Phynances 16.Transfiguration of S. Vincent van Gogh, mutalator 17.Se Flamberge, traveller 18.S. Trou, chauffeur 19.Se Taloche, matrone 20.S. Tiberge, brother collector 21.SS. Catoblepas, lord and Anoblepas, amiral. 22.Ubu ès Liens 23.S. Pissembock, uncle 24.S. Pissedoux, caporal of free men 25.S. Panurge, moralist 26.S. Glé, neurologist 27.S. Pistolet à Merdre, jubilarian 28.Nativity of S. Bruggie 29.The cold, solid sun Coq August 11 to September 7 1.S. Chibre, planton 2.Se Ruth, zélatrice 3.S. Zebb, universal pass 4.S. Mnester, confessor 5.Assomption of the Se Messaline 6. Penis Angelicus 7.S. Patrobas, fireman 8. St. Léda, ajusteuse 9. St. Godemiché, economist 10. St. Nitouche, orante 11. St. Lèchefrite, botteuse 12. St. Andouille, amphibologue 13. St. Bitre, ouvreuse et S. Etalon, roofer 14. Battle of Morsang 15. Death of Dionysus, superman 16. Nativity of St. Vibescu, prophet 17. St. Gallinacée, cocotte 18. St. Lingam 19. St. Prélote, capucin 20. St. Pie VIII, navigator 21. St. Erbrand, polytechnician 22. St. Dragonne, fireeater 23. St. Lazare, gare 24. St. Orchidée, aumonière 25. Apparent nativity of Artaud le Momo 26.Disappearance of the Ancient Breughel, incendiary 27. St. Priape, frank-marksman 28. Transfixion of St. Messaline 29. Le Termès